6.88in 9.64in 11.22in Thick Silicone Soft Lifelike Dildo Female Masturbator

Alright. So I ordered this 9.64 inch black silicone case thinking, “Fine, indulge. You deserve a lil fun.” What I got was not a little anything. This thing showed up like a Greek god and the swagger of someone who is like yeah, I am going to obliterate you and you will like it, so help me god. The first time I pulled it outta the box, I sat there a bit, just lookin’ at it. Like... quietly. Not that I was disappointed oh no. Because I was intimidated. It has a presence. The double-edged density that makes it feel real. Like dangerously real. Soft and squishy on the outside, but stern in the center; you know it’s serious. This is not your high school’s starter toy. This is the final boss. The suction cup? Strong. Like stick it to the wall and reconsider your life choices strong. I tested it out on the shower tile, came this close to breaking up with my shampoo bottles from all the distraction. Tried it on a chair. On the floor. Without the mirror that advise is not on that one unless you want an existential moment. And performance wise? Chef’s kiss. Whether you’re alone or with a super brave partner, the toy is not for the faint of heart. But unshackling it and inviting it into your life (and other places), you are rewarded with facedown, eye-rolling, eye-crossing times. There were moans. Apologies were issued to the neighbors. There was some light praise kink murmured at an inanimate object. Final thoughts: 15 outta 10. It is bold. It is beautiful. It has no chill and I respect it for that. Buy it if you dare. Respect it always. And, hydrate because this toy is not playing.