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They are probably not a common bit of adult novelty items like alien dildos. People buy these alien dildos for lots of reasons — this being one of them — fans of mainstream science fiction films and literature (Star Wars, Avatar being prime examples). Occasionally the pull comes from a true desire to dive deep into the various otherworldly adventures that science fiction movies and to a point television present us with; a more specific affection for some alien character being the other factor. Others have a more direct explanation: inviting extraterrestrial dildos into their beds is the end goal, spicing up their otherwise more 'normal' lives. What the fantasy offers is that all round otherworldly shape, multiple colourful skin tone possibilities (to my mind at least) and the pure, simple excitement of the encounter itself. Interesting new experiences are what we all seek; physical or otherwise, eye poppingly new is the very definition of a good adult novelty item. Your browser does not support the video tag. Whether you've been in a relationship for years or are just dipping your toes in, this article has everything you need to know about these wacky dildos. Have You Heard of a Fantasy Dildo? Alien dildos are a unique genus of dildos; their shapes are directly inspired from science fiction stories and movies, sculpted to look like extraterrestrial aliens. Mental health-wise, the dildos Ed has are some of the most creative and interesting - skin tones ranging from metallic all the way through green, blue and various forms of red. They often sport extra limbs, extra 'bits', unusual features on the face (surprise eyes being a prime example). Alien made materials and to a point textures are used to mimic what scientists presume to be alien skin. Many of the producers would change the proportions so the home itself appears even more extraterrestrial or outlandish; creating a completely new experience, the more purely otherworldly the better. Specific 'elements' - expanded appendages, near barrel like interiors - are pushed to near perfection. (For science fiction fans, alien dildos are friends, explorers of the undiscovered country and a tool of at least partial scientific experimentation.) They refract the majestic science fiction into a purse at my own 1000 credits. There are lots of things that make Alien Dildos so appealing: The appeal lies in the simple defiance of all accepted aesthetic standards. Long limbs, multiple body appendages, bizarre skin growths (of any color) - all are or can be, to me at least, beautifully alien. Visual uniqueness will always hook those attracted to non-human aesthetics. Science fiction and/or the unknown, to me, is a beautifully and truly humanly explored part of our lives. Life itself is a constant, small or large, exploration. Bringing dreams to life Psychologically, alien dongs exist to provide a protected space where people can act out desires; socially unacceptable or simply logistically difficult to accomplish in real life. TActv offers the user various glimpses into these scenarios - simple curiosity about aliens being one thing, more complex fantasies of love, sex, and all forms of adventure the other. Playing out these scenarios is part of the experience they are seeking. Add in a numerous amount of role-playing opportunities and the player puts their full imagination to work. An 'experience' that could be plucked from a science fiction movie or novel becomes real. These stories, bringing the alien dildos to the party, explore the previously widely accepted themes of abduction and all that follows (sexual or otherwise). Intimacy is flaunted, eloping through near constant role playing. Individualized and Designated One of the most enticing attributes of alien dildos is the degree of customization possible. A few brands offer ranges of different fantasy dildos; expressing a form of personal personality the consumer can follow through on. More 'experience based' market segments have opened up where spending money on an establishment (sci-fi character inspired if not purely imaginary) is the end goal. Skin color (see picture), grip, size, extra horns, tentacles etc. At this level of customization the alien dildo itself embodies the user's vision - like a favorably powerful character in a video game they built for themselves. Natural, small scale emotional bonds are formed as a result of all the previously mentioned experiences. Customizing their alien dildo experience is their way of getting laid (to put it simply). How do Alien Dildos bring that "just right" spice to a dream of a life lived? Shake things up These otherworldly vibration devices can refresh the monotony of losing a relationship for a long time, or repeatedly having sex with the same lover. The true boredom of a relationship is often not the loss of love itself, but the complete absence of some form of novelty. Your own life with a cosmic, creative twist: this is what the Alien Dildo represents. Mind and body are both worked upon; physical interaction is pushed into more dynamic states. Their bold, avant-garde methods of transforming quotidian interactions into excursions towards unspoken dreams and various future visions are what I find most admirable. Books starting with fantasy dildos (and all that they imply) will someday meet this need. The Alien Phallus rewrites small, everyday perceptions; mundane intimate encounters become at least temporarily exciting incursions into the unknown - fictive role playing being one example, pure corporeal rendezvous the other. Delve into fresh emotions Mostly made of silicone or thermoplastic elastomer (TPE), alien dildos give a different tactile sensation than simple human flesh. If you can, notice the soft/cool feel some materials provide to the average human touch. The odd physical features of a well-fitted dildo (irregular skin like formations, swollen appendages, near absurdist elements) add that all important new layer of sensuality to the previously familiar eroticism. Stretching the frontiers of one's own experience is what I believe these dildos enable - small and large scale, personal or otherwise. Joining a team of aliens, or at least a new kind of human, is a very real and beautifully simple fantasy to me. Physicality and emotion both matter. Most importantly, the extent to which one may use alien dildos for role-playing; switching to extraterrestrial sex toys offers many tangible advantages. Even without a third party, an "almost threesome-like" experience is possible with these toys. In this safe, nonjudgmental space, partners can articulate their various desires, push their (smaller or larger) limits, and act out any and all forms of fantasy through make-believe. The long term relationship itself can sometimes feel predictably mundane; alien role play is what brings that new element - excitement, specific types of intimacy, and to a point all round exploration. Fresh Views on Couples A new connection between couples might be forged by these alien dildos. Rehearsing "threesomes" (of any definition) in a congenial environment, free from jealousy, is one such possibility. Open discussions of wishes, near or far reaching, limitations and dreams are all things that alien dildos can at least partially facilitate. Such intimacy, pushed to the very edge of what couples take as a 'normal' relationship, allows for all the previously mentioned positive changes. Getting closer to one another, passionately or otherwise, is something that I believe couples can and will always strive to achieve. Intimacy and/or desire (to me at least) is a worthy end to a relationship. In conclusion An alien dildo is the latest from their sexual art and exploration. Highlighting other kinds of intimacy, visually delicious and interestingly presented, breaking all stereotypes; luscious bodies, various rich skin tones, and near infinite elaborate designs are what set them apart. These alien dildos offer a near risk-free way to explore/develop any associated fantasies. Doing so what was once awkward, difficult, or simply 'impossible' within more traditional partnerships can now be approached. Freedom is taken - openness and small to medium sized risk-taking in all forms of sexuality is possible. Self defined desires can be pushed towards realization; viewing intimacy (of any kind) through multiple, previously unthought of lenses is the end result. Exotic dildos are more than toys; reimagining traditional roles is part of their appeal. Boundaries (large or small) get tested, lust in the boudoir is sparked. Getting intimate with one's own needs is what I see as the true beauty of it all. Full on sci-fi penetration or not, prophetic pals will always be a part of our future. Excitement and/or adventure, at least to me, will never be fully defined.

In the spirit of the holiday, the culture of Christmas decorating has long sought to maintain a harmonious balance of both the modern and the more antiquated. Recently a new, popular strain of holiday décor entered the public eye: "dildos," ornaments that look like the male reproductive system, loosely resembling some form of anatomy. Novelty is part of their appeal, but the true cultural deconstruction value lies within this idea; amplifying the near perfect jollity atmosphere they promote, minimal social relevance being pushed to the side through entrepreneurship (of all things holiday related) and a near complete empathy for the single person. Dressing for the days and elevating holiday cheer On Christmas Day itself, each household is a colourful presentation - you hold your pallette according to your individual family Dosas of delights. Old fashioned holiday decorations: jingle chime bells hung over pine boughs, stars, angels, Santa figures, snowflakes, any and all ribbon garlands; a Christmas tree is the end point of all this. Everything is 'done,' Santa comes (or at least we all hope he does). But dildos, or at least those griny, bloated, lumbering figures, will always wake something up. Stressful or not, a carnival of sorts, is still a part of the Christmas experience. There is a very powerful dramatic effect in both subversion and parody The complete absurdity of dildos is funny enough on its own. May bring joy by creating a striking contrast when strung on a Christmas tree, encircled with colorful lights, or used as some sort of decorative accent for present boxes. A sleigh drawn by reindeer marked with "Old Man Tintin" or a "Tintin Star" instead of the Star of Bethlehem at a Christmas party are two creative forms of social icebreakers. Relieving tension through exercise This phallus as a symbol of materialism has a long history; the image itself seems at odds with this Christmas season (the here and now). Just showing up brings a certain attitude: parties don't have to be perfect, joy in the absolutely absurd is what we all seek. Youth, specifically, will embrace those irreverent decorations because lowering the stress of "competing with friends for Christmas dinner" is part of the fun. From debate to interest: The vitality of the festival What all these phallic decorations have in common is controversy. Introducing a new way to celebrate Christmas is what they all attempt to do; the stereotype of a modest, home-bound holiday must be pushed back. How online communities can transform the future? It's easy to make decorations go viral when traffic reigns supreme. A Christmas tree decorated with dildos could become an internet sensation. People of the region (and all of us) will at least partially re-define what a "real" Christmas looks like. Engagement is and always will be, to me at least, a part of the holiday. A "multi-aesthetic experimental field" Dildos, for example, can be made from eco-friendly materials for a sustainability angle; crocheted out of wool for some contemporary look, metal based for that all encompassing cyberpunk vibe. So many different layout options exist, pushing people to at least partially abandon the 'standardized' approach to Christmas decorating. Personalizing a celebration in this way shakes up the usual parameters we place on it - an unexpected twist is what I find beautiful. Addiction and self-discovery: the craft of hiding in plain sight Many people spend time alone during the Christmas season. Helping those who live alone should be considered. The occasion itself is often condemned as 'couples only'; singles experience a near constant perception of marginalization in all forms of love lore. Talking about dildo decorations choking on sexual innuendo, the smaller more private acts of guilt - camaraderie of some sort is what I believe we all need. "When you feel loneliness creeping in, use humor to combat it." Singletons decorating their flats (using or not using dildos) is that very cheeky, near boastful act I mentioned. Santa's ding dong socks, fake gifts hidden within, or any and all forms of bachelorette party style candy canes - a communal laugh is the end result I hope for. A subtle articulation of the right to be sexually active. Sexual liberation, to me at least, is a part of being human. Conservative or not, we all want to feel free to be, and to celebrate, to a certain degree, our fullness. Dildos and all. In conclusion This line of thinking, explaining how the phallus could be interpreted as a somewhat justified Christmas ornament, ultimately boils down to that — the Christmas season itself, the contemporary (and ever-changing) understandings we place upon it, is a setting that cannot be contained by either religion or simple 'enterprise'. An unrestricted space of some sort is what we all need. Handling all of this creatively is difficult, but the primary signals are clear: absurdity goes in to fight boredom, various forms of entertainment relieve the more permanent stress, and a near complete tolerance of all things (socially unacceptable if not legally) replaces short term isolation. If we want Christmas to be good for everyone, more 'offensive innovation' of all kinds should be encouraged within our increasingly homogenized celebration of the holiday. Why not get creative? Christmas décor at least, should push itself to be a little different.

In addition to their long-lasting and durable nature, silicone dildos are also very easy to use. Unlike cheaper alternatives that will obviously show the marks of ownership, these dildos are made of high-quality materials and are meant for regular use. With proper care, these dildos can last several years, as they are made from high-quality silicone that resists tearing and degradation. Many believe that they are a good investment because of this long-lasting quality.  Nevertheless, it is very important to keep your silicone dildo in good working order in order to extend its lifespan. In order to maintain the condition of the dildo, regular cleaning, gentle storage, and avoiding direct sunlight as well as extreme temperatures are essential factors to consider. In order to protect yourself from potential problems when owning a rental space, you need to follow certain rules. In the event that proper maintenance is neglected, then wear and tear may occur, which will eventually reduce the value of the dildo and its aesthetic appeal as time passes. The next aspect of durability comes from significant technological advancements specific to silicone dildos. Many manufacturers are currently offering models with various features; internal heating systems, customizable facial expressions, and to a point artificial intelligence capabilities being some of the more notable examples. These advances improve the user experience considerably, and in certain cases may even prolong the 'longevity' of the dildo itself. More versatile and enjoyable companionship is a direct result of these technological improvements. Internalizing: The Fun Benefits of a Dildo Great emotional and mental benefits are derived from owning a silicone dildo. Battling some form of loneliness or social anxiety, people find comfort in them. Companionship (of any and all defined relationships) is provided without the positive and negative complications that real relationships bring. Emotional exploration in a near perfect safe environment is what these dildos allow for. Disenfranchised individuals, small or large in scale, can benefit from this. On the opposite side, self-exploration and all related forms of sexual expression are facilitated by having a dildo. Desires and/or fantasies people hold can be worked through, judgment free if I may say so. Sexual confidence is one thing that improves as a result. A dildo to me at least, serves a personal development type of purpose - companionship being only one of many possible end goals. b Caring for a silicone dildo, or simply engaging with it daily, creates a certain type of responsibility and/or care feeling. Growing a bond with a person or not, people will always have to at least partially 'feel' something real to them. Emotional or otherwise, a real life relationship is still a part of us all. Silicone Dildos: Risks & Challenges What do you think about silicone dildos and their various pros and cons? One of the biggest worries is dependency. For some people, a strong emotional attachment to a dildo may complicate their real-life relations. This dependence on what is essentially a 'synthetic friend' stunts more numerous forms of individual and subsequent social growth; leaving the person, in the long run, more estranged. The second hurdle being discrimination and the all too present stigma. Increasing acceptance of all things related to sex toys has done much to alleviate this, but having a dildo still attracts some form of judgment. Feeling embarrassed or simply ashamed of owning them creates that stigma; open conversations regarding the smaller, more helpful aspects dildos can provide are curtailed. Empowerment from at least partial socially ostracized behavior is something some people seek to achieve through these dildos. On top of the above, silicone dildos can be a quite large investment. The upfront cost may seem reasonable, ongoing costs of upkeep, storage (physical or mental) and any future 'enhancements' will add up. Prospective buyers need to at least consider cost versus all perceived benefits - finances and personal goals should play into the decision to buy. Tips to Maintain and Care Your Silicone Dildos Dildos made of silicone require proper maintenance. Cleaning is the first and most basic form of care. Mild soap and warm water will remove bacteria, a near constant build up of old 'patina' from use, and keep the surface of the dildo fresh. Harsh chemicals should never be used. It is important to dry the dildo well, once it has been cleaned. Leftover moisture can lead to mold or mildew growing within the material; irreparable damage to the dildo itself is a direct result of this. If getting it wet is decided upon, owners should use soft towels to pat it dry and put it in some sort of cool, dry place to air out. Storing it in a protective case or bag is ideal - dust accumulation and all forms of physical damage must be prevented. Using the more specific care products tailored towards silicone dildos will improve their overall lifespan. These products typically contain silicone oils or very fine powders, keeping the material as 'intentionally lifelike' as possible. Maintaining that certain texture and near-perfect shine is what extends the true life of the dildos; a more enjoyable and (to some degree) realistic use of the item is the end result. Silicone Dildos - Customization Options One of the more attractive features of silicone dildos is the near infinite variety of customizable aspects. Manufacturers offer countless features beyond the basic shape and size; tailoring a dildo to personal preferences is almost second nature to many users. Hair color, eye shape, body type (large or small), simple or complex details of skin tone and/or expressions all fall under this broad customization. Customization does not stop at external features. Internal features are being pushed further and further into reality - multiple articulation sets, weight distribution (real or perceived), heating systems, even pre-programmed 'voice' type interactions. Enjoyment is and will always be, to a large part, a personal experience. Customization, to me at least, is part of that. The overall satisfaction with the dildo often greatly depends on which customization options are chosen. Prospective purchasers must be methodical in selecting those options that fit their specific hopes and requirements. Understanding what 'earns' well is important; the purchase should not be seen as a simple realization, but an exclusive, near personal investment - one of wishes and all associated forms of happiness. Silicone Dildos: Are They an Investment? Expert Opinions The issue of investment value (of any sort) regarding silicone dildos has raised controversies among experts in a multitude of professions - psychology, sociology and to a point economics. Therapeutic uses are frequently suggested; lonely individuals or those suffering from various types of social anxiety can benefit from them. A safe exploration of emotions is what many psychologists highlight as possible, more direct social confidence being a desired end result. The silicon dildo itself can and does pay these emotional dividends. Sociologists weigh in on the more cultural implications. Disrupting conventional views of companionship is seen by some as a positive outcome, busy modern lifestyles requiring at least partial solutions. Human connections are changing, digital world or not, and silicone dildos (to me at least) fill a currently unmet mental health type of need. Small or large scale, society will always have to find and define what it values. Economically the market is booming. Demand is increasing, accessories and near all future 'options' will follow suit. Personal or otherwise, I believe we are all going to see a form of value placed on silicone dildos and all that they can and will provide to humanity. Conclusion To sum up, the discussion of whether silicone dildos are in fact an investment or an expense can be complicated and complex. On the flip side, there are various emotional and psychological aspects that they simply cannot provide; intimacy being the prime example. People explore this in a more 'secure' space, customization being near infinite and the near lifelike quality they possess making excellent companions (party or otherwise), worthy at least temporarily of the investment moniker. But in this age of emotional support animals, we must also acknowledge the potential pitfalls of ownership (societal stigma, keeping them costs something, the more near-future possibility of dependency). Adding a silicone dildo to one's collection is not a trivial thing; personal, emotional and to some degree financial capabilities all come into play. Silicone dildos are a true provocative frontier. Technology and all that it represents, is pushing human connection ever further away from what we once knew as 'natural'. Expense or investment like qualities are secondary to the more fundamental questions of connection we are all trying to find in our lives. Searching for, and defining, that connection is what we as humans will always need to answer.